xxx: Купили печенье, только из-за названия
xxx: Печенье Сюрприз с начинкой х/з №4
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а это уже с забугорного Баша. хотя, если честно, наш Баш смешнее и высокоморальнее, похоже... >__<
Hey, you know what sucks?
vaccuums
Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
black holes
Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
lava?
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xxx: oh man
xxx: I was opening a coke, right
Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
xxx: and it exploded
xxx: ALMOST all over my keyboard
xxx: but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)

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xxx: d-_-b
yyy: how u make that inverted b?
wait
never mind
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lol
I download something from Napster
And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
"getting my song back fucker"
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xxx: hey baby, whats up?
yyy: umm....nothing?
xxx: So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
yyy: Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
xxx: Yes Mrs.Miller..
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Ouroboros: lets play Pong
Ok.
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Whoops
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xxx: 67% of girls are stupid
yyy: i belong with the other 13%
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what the fuck is wtf
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XXX: i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
YYY: Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.
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