Говорящий во сне дядька жжет напалмом! Я его люблю всем сердцем!))))
"Sure you can have my phone number. It's like having a direct line to God. But better. Because I answer."
(Конечно, ты можешь взять мой номер телефона. Это как иметь прямую связь с Богом. Только круче. Потому что я отвечаю.)
"Today is a good day. I like today. Today, I feel good. Today, I'm going to tell you, you're a cum stain and your presence in my life is nothing. Today is a good day."
"There's only one thing that comes as close as being as fantastic as me, and that's my reflection. All hail the beautiful mirror. Wow."
(Есть только одно, что может быть таким же фантастическим, как и я. И это - мое отражение. Слава прекрасному зеркалу. Вау.)
"You, sir, are the used sock on a teenager's floor. Nothing more."
"Need room. Spread my wings."
"Don't worry. I'll find it. That's what I do, find things. I find you annoying. See?"
"You know, it's not easy being me. You should try it. I bet that after just five minutes, you'll then have an incredible healthy respect for how amazing I am."
"No pens. There's no pens here. I can't do any work anymore. I'm in crayon heaven."
"Don't come in to work tomorrow. In fact, don't come back at all. Basically, I don't want you around, cause you're-- I'll keep this simple-- a cock. A small, pathetic, flaccid, looking-at-your-shoes-constantly kind of a cock. Okay, bye-bye!"
"Hold me. I want you to feel greatness." хочу футболку с этой надписью!!!!! *_*
"You certainly are incredible. A perfect example of genetics gone wrong. Now go stand in the corner and dribble or do something just as intelligent."
"You're right, elephants in thongs is not something you see every day. Enjoy it."
"I'm chocolate. I'm happy. Yummmmm...my. Mmmmmmm"
"I'm the pilot. It's my turn to fly the plane. Give me a peaked cap and a stewardess. Yeah, a stewardess. Whooossshhhhhhhhh."


Но за это, чуваку отдельное спасибо!!!
"I need a book. A big book. And the loo. Happiness."
(мне нужна книжка. Большая книжка. И туалет. Счастье.)

@темы: brit, my love, (ц), gimme my cooookies!!!!, i'm a fan, funny stuff